Grow You Bastard House Plant Pot
Grow You Bastard House Plant Pot
Grow You Bastard House Plant Pot
Grow You Bastard House Plant Pot
Grow You Bastard House Plant Pot
Grow You Bastard House Plant Pot
Grow You Bastard House Plant Pot
Grow You Bastard House Plant Pot
Grow You Bastard House Plant Pot

The planter for frustrated gardeners

If you're someone who doesn't have green fingers, or you know someone who struggles to even keep a plant alive, this is the planter for you. Rude, yes, but guaranteed to make people laugh at your exasperation 🤣

📐 SIZE : About the same size as a mug - 4” x 3.5” -  perfect for a windowsill or desk.

🌵 As they are natural things, a 5cm house plant will be allocated at random and will differ from those in the photographs. 🌵

✔️ UK residents / Deliveries to UK - you can choose to either buy just the pot, or a 'grow it yourself kit' with a 5cm house plant, compost and instructions and googly eyes for your plant, to add a bit of fun.

❌🌵 International Customers: You are welcome to buy the plant pot only. We are based in the UK and cannot ship plants internationally due to customs regulations.

MAKING TIME:

Your order will be shipped 3-5 days after purchase to give us time to hand-make your gift with the greatest care and attention. This is in addition to the shipping times.

Grow You Bastard House Plant Pot

Regular price
£19.99
Sale price
£19.99

The planter for frustrated gardeners

If you're someone who doesn't have green fingers, or you know someone who struggles to even keep a plant alive, this is the planter for you. Rude, yes, but guaranteed to make people laugh at your exasperation 🤣

📐 SIZE : About the same size as a mug - 4” x 3.5” -  perfect for a windowsill or desk.

🌵 As they are natural things, a 5cm house plant will be allocated at random and will differ from those in the photographs. 🌵

✔️ UK residents / Deliveries to UK - you can choose to either buy just the pot, or a 'grow it yourself kit' with a 5cm house plant, compost and instructions and googly eyes for your plant, to add a bit of fun.

❌🌵 International Customers: You are welcome to buy the plant pot only. We are based in the UK and cannot ship plants internationally due to customs regulations.

MAKING TIME:

Your order will be shipped 3-5 days after purchase to give us time to hand-make your gift with the greatest care and attention. This is in addition to the shipping times.

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Casey Emard
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Courtney Phillips
Excellent Christmas Present

Really pleased with the product, happy I was able to use a discount code as well. Dispatch and delivery was super quick and the product is great quality- thank you!

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Sarypops Grant
Got the reaction I wanted on Christmas day...

Got the reaction I wanted on Christmas day!

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Rhiannon Luettgen
Amazing gift for my mother in law! Went do...

Amazing gift for my mother in law! Went down a treat! Came much sooner than expected!

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Fkrsc2Tp Conroy
So cute! Thank you so much!! 😃

So cute! Thank you so much!! 😃