Anything's A Dildo If You're Brave Enough | Adult Humour
Anything's A Dildo If You're Brave Enough | Adult Humour
Anything's A Dildo If You're Brave Enough | Adult Humour
Anything's A Dildo If You're Brave Enough | Adult Humour
Anything's A Dildo If You're Brave Enough | Funny Plant Pot | Adult Plant
Anything's A Dildo If You're Brave Enough | Adult Humour
Anything's A Dildo If You're Brave Enough | Adult Humour
Anything's A Dildo If You're Brave Enough | Funny Plant Pot | Adult Plant
Anything's A Dildo If You're Brave Enough | Funny Plant Pot | Adult Plant
Anything's A Dildo If You're Brave Enough | Funny Plant Pot | Adult Plant

Rude cactus planter for people who love adult humour - 'anything's a dildo if you're brave enough' with a worried looking prickly cactus.

The perfect gift for best friends, husbands, wives, girlfriends, boyfriends and anyone who loves rude jokes.

📐 SIZE : About the same size as a mug - 4” x 3.5” - perfect for a windowsill or desk.

🌵 As they are natural things, a 5cm penis shaped cactus will be allocated at random and will differ from those in the photographs. 🌵

✔️ UK residents / Deliveries to UK - you can choose to either buy just the pot, or a 'grow it yourself kit' with a 5cm cactus plant, compost and instructions and googly eyes for your plant, to add a bit of fun.

❌🌵 International Customers: You are welcome to buy the plant pot only. We are based in the UK and cannot ship plants internationally due to customs regulations.

⭐ MAKING TIME:

Your order will be shipped 3-5 days after purchase to give us time to hand-make your gift with the greatest care and attention. This is in addition to the shipping times.

 

Anything's A Dildo If You're Brave Enough | Adult Humour

Regular price
£19.99
Sale price
£19.99

Rude cactus planter for people who love adult humour - 'anything's a dildo if you're brave enough' with a worried looking prickly cactus.

The perfect gift for best friends, husbands, wives, girlfriends, boyfriends and anyone who loves rude jokes.

📐 SIZE : About the same size as a mug - 4” x 3.5” - perfect for a windowsill or desk.

🌵 As they are natural things, a 5cm penis shaped cactus will be allocated at random and will differ from those in the photographs. 🌵

✔️ UK residents / Deliveries to UK - you can choose to either buy just the pot, or a 'grow it yourself kit' with a 5cm cactus plant, compost and instructions and googly eyes for your plant, to add a bit of fun.

❌🌵 International Customers: You are welcome to buy the plant pot only. We are based in the UK and cannot ship plants internationally due to customs regulations.

⭐ MAKING TIME:

Your order will be shipped 3-5 days after purchase to give us time to hand-make your gift with the greatest care and attention. This is in addition to the shipping times.

 

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Absolutely love my products!!! They arrived in good time! I can’t wait to purchase more from this shop! Recommend 110%!!!!