Fuck Off Spray

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Arrives by Today - Tomorrow. If you order Today.

Face it, you had no idea that you need this until you saw it, did you? There are so many situations in life where a 'fuck off' spray would be helpful. This fun plant sprayer would make a fantastic rude gift for a coworker, a friend, or someone who finds swearing funny.

The 'fuck off' spray bottle comes printed but empty. You can add anything you like to the inside - water works well, as would air freshener. We can't guarantee it'll work, but we can guarantee it'll raise a smile.

⭐️ SIZE GUIDE

The plant sprayer measures 20cm h x 6.5cm d
Holds 400ml of liquid

⭐ MAKING TIME:

Every order is lovingly handmade in our Yorkshire studio. Your order will be shipped 3-5 days after purchase to give us time to hand-make your gift with the greatest care and attention. This is in addition to the shipping times.

Once your order has been placed, our team will carefully hand-make your planter in our studio. This takes 1-3 working days.

We offer FREE SHIPPING for orders over £30!

Shipping costs £3 for orders under £30 via Royal Mail 48 (which will be delivered in 2-5 business days)

Need it faster? Use our Jump The Queue service.

Returns and Refunds

You have 30 days to return any item for a full refund, provided it is in original, unused, saleable condition and repacked in the original packaging (with the exception of personalised items, which cannot be resold. If something happens to your personalised item, please do contact us and we will see how we can help).

You are responsible for the cost of returning your item(s) to us, unless you received a faulty, damaged or wrongly dispatched item.

To return an item, please follow the returns instructions on our returns information page.

FAQ's

Yes! Send our plants just like you would a bunch of flowers. You can leave a gift message for free, or ask us to gift wrap - just tick the ‘gift options’ box at the top. You can even leave a video message for them. If you choose this option, you will be asked to record a video message after you have checked out by our partners VideoGreet. We’ll print off a QR code with a unique link to your message and include it in your gift for your recipient to scan.

Yes - we select plant varieties that don’t mind being in a dark box for a couple of days, and we have developed a way to pack them to ensure they are well protected, so our plants are happy until they get to their destination. We simply advise that, if you get a red card through the door, you go and collect your plant as soon as you can. They don’t much like being stored in the dark at a cold Royal Mail warehouse for days on end. That said, if you plant dies en route, we will send you another free of charge.

Don’t worry - we hand pick plant varieties that are easy to care for. Your new plant friend will come with repotting instructions and we’ll email you a link to a care guide for your plant type, so you know what you’re doing. If you’re not sure at any point you can contact us and we’ll advise you. If you’re giving it as a gift, the main thing is to unpack it from its box and let it get some light before you send it on.

You don’t have to repot your plant, it will be happy for several months in its nursery pot - but you may wish to put something in the bottom of the white planter so the plant sits nicely at the top. Newspaper is ideal - scrunch it up and you can squash it down to get the right position. However, we like to think that repotting is part of the bonding process, and there are instructions to help you do this.

Unfortunately we cannot ship plants or seeds internationally because of customs laws. However, we can ship all our other items abroad. Please contact us before you buy, or take a look at our Etsy store.

Link to Etsy store - https://www.etsy.com/shop/mrsbeesemporium
Contact us link - customerservice@mrsbeesemporium.co.uk

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Nicki Goodwin
I ordered 3 of these spray bottles, as I t...

I ordered 3 of these spray bottles, as I thought they were absolutely hilarious and knew my girlfriends would love them! They arrived a few days after I ordered them and in good time for a friend's birthday - she thought it was brilliant too! I may have to order more!

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Deborah Gottlieb
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Deborah Prendergast
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Deborah Prendergast
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Alexey Funk
Just f#cking great! Everything as describe...

Just f#cking great! Everything as described!!! A++

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Nicki Goodwin
I ordered 3 of these spray bottles, as I t...

I ordered 3 of these spray bottles, as I thought they were absolutely hilarious and knew my girlfriends would love them! They arrived a few days after I ordered them and in good time for a friend's birthday - she thought it was brilliant too! I may have to order more!

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Deborah Gottlieb
Amazing

Amazing

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Deborah Prendergast
Amazing

Amazing

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Deborah Prendergast
Amazing

Amazing

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Alexey Funk
Just f#cking great! Everything as describe...

Just f#cking great! Everything as described!!! A++