I'm No Expert Cactus | Houseplant & Plant Pot
I'm No Expert Cactus | Houseplant & Plant Pot
I'm No Expert Cactus | Houseplant & Plant Pot
I'm No Expert Cactus | Houseplant & Plant Pot
I'm No Expert Cactus | Houseplant & Plant Pot
I'm No Expert Cactus | Houseplant & Plant Pot
I'm No Expert Cactus | Houseplant & Plant Pot
I'm No Expert Cactus | Houseplant & Plant Pot
I'm No Expert Cactus | Houseplant & Plant Pot
I'm No Expert Cactus | Houseplant & Plant Pot

This funny cactus planter is printed with "I'm no expert but I know a prick when I see one"

This is printed only on one side, so you can have a more respectable blank side facing the public, if you wish, making it more suitable for work. It’s a perfect gift for anyone struggling to deal with someone difficult, and is especially fun for anyone in a Customer Service type role.

➡️ Choose from the pot alone, or with a ‘grow your own’ kit, including a 5cm cactus, googly eyes, compost disks and instructions.

📐 SIZE : About the same size as a mug - 4” x 3.5” -  perfect for a windowsill or desk.

✔️ UK residents / Deliveries to UK - you can choose to either buy just the pot, or a 'grow it yourself kit' with a 5cm cactus plant, compost and instructions and googly eyes for your plant, to add a bit of fun.

❌🌵 International Customers: You are welcome to buy the plant pot only. We are based in the UK and cannot ship plants internationally due to customs regulations.

MAKING TIME:

Your order will be shipped 3-5 days after purchase to give us time to hand-make your gift with the greatest care and attention. This is in addition to the shipping times.

I'm No Expert Cactus | Houseplant & Plant Pot

Regular price
£19.99
Sale price
£19.99

This funny cactus planter is printed with "I'm no expert but I know a prick when I see one"

This is printed only on one side, so you can have a more respectable blank side facing the public, if you wish, making it more suitable for work. It’s a perfect gift for anyone struggling to deal with someone difficult, and is especially fun for anyone in a Customer Service type role.

➡️ Choose from the pot alone, or with a ‘grow your own’ kit, including a 5cm cactus, googly eyes, compost disks and instructions.

📐 SIZE : About the same size as a mug - 4” x 3.5” -  perfect for a windowsill or desk.

✔️ UK residents / Deliveries to UK - you can choose to either buy just the pot, or a 'grow it yourself kit' with a 5cm cactus plant, compost and instructions and googly eyes for your plant, to add a bit of fun.

❌🌵 International Customers: You are welcome to buy the plant pot only. We are based in the UK and cannot ship plants internationally due to customs regulations.

MAKING TIME:

Your order will be shipped 3-5 days after purchase to give us time to hand-make your gift with the greatest care and attention. This is in addition to the shipping times.

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Stacey Morgan
Cracking pair of pots (plants)

Love them so much crack me up each time I read them 🤣 x

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Kath Lyall
Fantastic

Very happy with the service as quality, thank you Claire!