Dildon't | Funny Plant Pot | Adult Humour
Dildon't | Funny Plant Pot | Adult Humour
Dildon't | Funny Plant Pot | Adult Humour
Dildon't | Funny Plant Pot | Adult Humour
Dildon't | Funny Plant Pot | Adult Humour
Dildon't | Funny Plant Pot | Rude Gifts | Dildo
Dildon't | Funny Plant Pot | Rude Gifts | Dildo
Dildon't | Funny Plant Pot | Adult Humour
Dildon't | Funny Plant Pot | Rude Gifts | Dildo
Dildon't | Funny Plant Pot | Rude Gifts | Dildo

'Dildon't' - the opposite of 'Dildo' - and a worried looking cactus. A hilarious gift for your best friends, sister, girlfriend or wife.

📐 SIZE : About the same size as a mug - 4” x 3.5” - perfect for a windowsill or desk.

🌵 As they are natural things, a 5cm house plant will be allocated at random and will differ from those in the photographs. 🌵

✔️ UK residents / Deliveries to UK - you can choose to either buy just the pot, or a 'grow it yourself kit' with a 5cm house plant, compost and instructions and googly eyes for your plant, to add a bit of fun.

❌🌵 International Customers: You are welcome to buy the plant pot only. We are based in the UK and cannot ship plants internationally due to customs regulations.

⭐ MAKING TIME:

Your order will be shipped 3-5 days after purchase to give us time to hand-make your gift with the greatest care and attention. This is in addition to the shipping times.

 

Dildon't | Funny Plant Pot | Adult Humour

Regular price
£19.99
Sale price
£19.99

'Dildon't' - the opposite of 'Dildo' - and a worried looking cactus. A hilarious gift for your best friends, sister, girlfriend or wife.

📐 SIZE : About the same size as a mug - 4” x 3.5” - perfect for a windowsill or desk.

🌵 As they are natural things, a 5cm house plant will be allocated at random and will differ from those in the photographs. 🌵

✔️ UK residents / Deliveries to UK - you can choose to either buy just the pot, or a 'grow it yourself kit' with a 5cm house plant, compost and instructions and googly eyes for your plant, to add a bit of fun.

❌🌵 International Customers: You are welcome to buy the plant pot only. We are based in the UK and cannot ship plants internationally due to customs regulations.

⭐ MAKING TIME:

Your order will be shipped 3-5 days after purchase to give us time to hand-make your gift with the greatest care and attention. This is in addition to the shipping times.

 

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