Grow You Bastard House Plant Pot
Grow You Bastard House Plant Pot
Grow You Bastard House Plant Pot
Grow You Bastard House Plant Pot
Grow You Bastard House Plant Pot
Grow You Bastard House Plant Pot
Grow You Bastard House Plant Pot
Grow You Bastard House Plant Pot
Grow You Bastard House Plant Pot

The planter for frustrated gardeners

If you're someone who doesn't have green fingers, or you know someone who struggles to even keep a plant alive, this is the planter for you. Rude, yes, but guaranteed to make people laugh at your exasperation 🤣

📐 SIZE : About the same size as a mug - 4” x 3.5” -  perfect for a windowsill or desk.

🌵 As they are natural things, a 5cm house plant will be allocated at random and will differ from those in the photographs. 🌵

✔️ UK residents / Deliveries to UK - you can choose to either buy just the pot, or a 'grow it yourself kit' with a 5cm house plant, compost and instructions and googly eyes for your plant, to add a bit of fun.

❌🌵 International Customers: You are welcome to buy the plant pot only. We are based in the UK and cannot ship plants internationally due to customs regulations.

MAKING TIME:

Your order will be shipped 3-5 days after purchase to give us time to hand-make your gift with the greatest care and attention. This is in addition to the shipping times.

Grow You Bastard House Plant Pot

Regular price
£19.99
Sale price
£19.99

The planter for frustrated gardeners

If you're someone who doesn't have green fingers, or you know someone who struggles to even keep a plant alive, this is the planter for you. Rude, yes, but guaranteed to make people laugh at your exasperation 🤣

📐 SIZE : About the same size as a mug - 4” x 3.5” -  perfect for a windowsill or desk.

🌵 As they are natural things, a 5cm house plant will be allocated at random and will differ from those in the photographs. 🌵

✔️ UK residents / Deliveries to UK - you can choose to either buy just the pot, or a 'grow it yourself kit' with a 5cm house plant, compost and instructions and googly eyes for your plant, to add a bit of fun.

❌🌵 International Customers: You are welcome to buy the plant pot only. We are based in the UK and cannot ship plants internationally due to customs regulations.

MAKING TIME:

Your order will be shipped 3-5 days after purchase to give us time to hand-make your gift with the greatest care and attention. This is in addition to the shipping times.

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Donna Barnes
So quirky!

I'm in love with my "Grow you bastard" cacti! I will be purchasing more as gifts. Quirky and entertaining 🤪😊

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Tamara Roberts
Great plant pot

I bought this for my sister for her birthday. I ordered the plant pot with a grow kit with it and gift wrapped. I loved how it was gift wrapped.
My sister absolutely loves the pot and got planting as soon as she opened it.
The customer service is amazing and I highly recommend. I will be buying again.

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Melanie Tulip
What a great product,

Bought it as a Christmas gift for my son, added a plant which arrived fresh along with dehydrated compost which you add water to fill the pot along with helpful instructions. Mrs Bee kept in touch along the way to keep me up to speed with delivery, deffo recommend

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Natalie Armstrong
Great!

Great gift, made us laugh! Arrived quickly and succulent was lovely

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Rebekka Thomson
Arrived really quickly, and looks great! Person who I bought...

Arrived really quickly, and looks great! Person who I bought it for had a laugh when he saw it.